Neighbors 3

Well my neighbor is moving. And to all places Midland.He has lost his gilfriend,no big loss.I would have lost her months ago,in fact I would have never found her.His roomate moved out. All he has that loves him and not real sure of that are his dogs and cats. He has four dogs and 2 cats. And he is going to live in his van. Oh and lest we forget the turtles he has living in his ice chest. We live on a lake and he takes the turtles from the lake and puts them in an ice chest. I know most of you are saying poor turtles,when all I can think is what a waste of beer storage. He is not all there and in fact I helped him get his job in Midland. Well Curtis did all the foot work. My sister is worried I will lose my inspiration for writing.But rest assured the next idiot that moves in will be just as bad I am sure.
We have a dry creek in front of the house,its nice when it rains.(when it rains).The other night we had a 12 inch main water line break up the hill from us.I went by the house and they are playing in the creek.Not a cloud in the sky and he says a levy must have broke.I swear he did, we have no levys we have dams and we have had no rain or at least not enough to blow out a dam. The guy lives in a time and place where idiots roam with reckless abandon.They played as if they had never seen water.Splashing around washing the dogs and clothes,themselves, panning for gold, well ok thats pushing it they didnt wash themselves. And all the while we have water,water is paid where we live,not to mention the beautiful swimming pool. And to top that off ,WE LIVE ON A LAKE ! Cuz and I did enjoy the bubbling crick with a few cold ones on the lawn chairs at the tiki bar later,but I swear we didnt get in. I fell in trying too pee off the porch but that was all.And no I didn't pee upstream from the frolickers ,,,,much.
I am not sure but I think he may have been the one who through big rocks in the pool. I ask why? I am wondering what he is going to do with all his stuff ? I don't want it. I don't know who would.If we werent under a burn ban. Ha .... Hey people be neighborly