Very Superstitious

               Oh no where is my Dallas Cowboys Witten jersey, ok, ok I'll just wear my Aikmen jersey, oh no where is it ? Blue and silver socks check. Dallas Cowboys TY Beanie Ballz collection beanie ball check, Cowboys cup filled with ice tea check. Where are my jersey's? Dryer ? yea that's it the dryer. That can't be it we don't own a dryer. Washing machine yea, nope don't own one of those either. There it is, its in the dirty clothes hamper take a whiff ..... there's something dead in here. Omg they are both dirty stinky, I don't have time for this. I don't have time to rush them down to the laundry plus its Sunday every mother lover will be there washing their unmentionables and I don't want Aikmen or Witten going round and round in the same bucket that some stinky butt has washed them thong underroos. Hand wash Aikman that's it, and I'll blow dry it. Where's my shorts, my comfy football watching roomy stretch shorts? Oh God no I'll wash them too. What is that smell?
                My back is killing me, that was not easy washing my clothes. Where is the blow dryer? Oh no we don't own one of those either. Its ok I'll hang them outside to dry. Notice my neighbor looking on to see what's up. What is she looking at? I wave at her and turn to look make sure she was looking at me, yep nothing in the sky. Except for my bright yellow Family Guy Stewie underwear. Oh lord please don't call the law. Oh well get some snacks ready, chips check, dip check. Fill cup Check. Time to check clothes. Where's my clothes? What the hell? Run down the stairs, did they blow away? I don't see them, wait those kids running they have my clothes !
                   Thank goodness the police! " Those kids there, they stole my clothes , my Dallas cowboys jersey, and I need it to help my team win." At this moment I realize how crazy I must seem.
Explaining to the law how I needed my jersey to help my team win in my bright yellow Stewie underwear. "What position do you play, tight end?" Things suddenly turned worse for me, "No its my quarterback jersey". Now it seems I'll be watching the game in general lock up with nothing but my Stewie underwear on sitting next to some guy named Odell who is a Packers fan.


What is that smell ?